He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Randomize
