I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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