i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
No I am not eating basil off your cock
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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