That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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