did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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