Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
