I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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