new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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