thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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