that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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