we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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