remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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