yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
