I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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