susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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