Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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