Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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