Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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