therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
How external is "for external use only"?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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