youre lurking in front of me
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
