Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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