I am spending my child support on dildos
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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