imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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