so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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