We're facebook friends in real life
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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