Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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