Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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