why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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