You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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