i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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