I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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