Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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