So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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