Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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