Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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