Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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