he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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