Dual....:-)
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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