lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
