I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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