How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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