hell yes lets make some ravioli
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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