my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Maybe he injected his testicle?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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