I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
This show inspires me to have sex in space
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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