nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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