You're so nebulous sometimes
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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