She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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