I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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