is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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