No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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