of course. lets lasso hookers.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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