I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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