somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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