the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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