he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Randomize
