Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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