hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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