It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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