Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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