The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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