i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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