ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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