yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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